Green Hair Today, No Hair In The Picture

So I got my school pictures back today.
Guess what?
I have no hair!
See, my hair was green in the pictures.
And there was a green screen in the background.
So that they can add a background image such as books or a strange blue glow.
They tell us not to wear green.
But this obviously didn't occur to me as I was dying my hair.
So when people look back at the yearbook they will no longer see me as "the girl with cool hair".
This is what people usually recognize me as.
Since it changes so much.
But they will look at my picture and say "There's the girl with no hair".
Fuck.

I Guess I'm Just A Lucky Fucker

Hello everyone, see that picture? That's me at Prehistoric World yesterday. It's this awesome place where there's sculptures of dinosaurs the actual size that they were before they were extinct!

Anyways, I was there yesterday with my family and my boyfriend, and - guess what - a bird shit on me! I have been shit on my a bird three times in my life! People say it's lucky, is that true? I surely hope so!

So yeah, this is my blog where I write my journal-worthy ponderings. Hope I'm interesting enough!

-MonroeVampire